S Virus

Recently a very strange virus attacked me and its troubling me a lot. I have started sensing like it has captured my mind completely and taking over the control. 24x7, in day, while sleeping, every damn minute it is leaving its foot prints in my brain. I feel its effects when I see people, I meet them, I interact with them. I don't feel like talking the usual daily life stuff to them. Rather I start watching their cloths, shoes, body, hair for any sign, any scar that can give me some clue, some lead. I kind of feel like investigating the person or start knitting my deductions about him. I feel like a detective who believes in "Science of Deduction".

Yes these are few symptoms of this deadly virus and I am not the only victim. I found many people around me battling with this. The most strange symptom of this virus is that you recommend people to go to its source and victimize them self. Yes, it makes you crazy. It makes you addictive.

Actually this is how I too became a prey to this virus. I was heavily recommended a movie by one of my office colleagues. I managed to arrange a good print of it and when I was watching it, after around 10 mins it attacked me and before I could sense my surroundings I was in its complete arrest. World became a little different after those 2 hours. With every passing day, when I discussed it with people, I found myself part of a Zombie kinda group, where each and every person was displaying the same symptoms and was in search for a new Case. Yes, a new God damn case.

I tried hard on the internet to get cured from this virus and here are my findings. As researched and suggested by some highly qualified and erudite movicians, the only cure to this "Sherlock Virus" is some senseless bollywood movies like Tees Mar Khan, Dabang, Ra.One etc. If these don’t work, then one can watch Gunda but its should be considered as final resort. A joint committee of movicians and doctors have proclaimed “Gunda” treatment as good as “electric shock” treatment. Around one week of daily 2 movies dose is prescribed. Patient then gradually recovers from it and comes back to normal. Things which strictly prohibited are the Sherlock TV series and his novels which can grow the disease and its symptoms exponentially. Also the victims are recommended not to dig the internet for Sherlock stories, discussions, blogs and facts.

By the way, one deduction after my observations of yours. You have hell lot of time reading these kinda blogs.

-A Sherlock fan and Virus victim